Skills
Technologies, tools, and tricks I've picked up along the way.
Character · Level 23 · XP: ??? / ???
🧠 Mental
ThinkingLvl: MAX
achieved enlightenment at 2am
Switching OffLvl: MAX
brain goes brrrr... then silence. perfect.
Forgetting ThingsLvl: HIGH
what was I saying?
Ignoring Red FlagsLvl: MEDIUM
they seemed fine at first
Common SenseLvl: LOW
still loading...
💻 Tech
Googling the ErrorLvl: MAX
Stack Overflow is just documentation
Breaking ThingsLvl: MAX
it was already broken, probably
Fixing ThingsLvl: HIGH
sometimes even intentionally
Reading DocsLvl: LOW
who has time for that
Writing CommentsLvl: VERY LOW
the code explains itself (it doesn't)
🗣️ Social
Talking to CatsLvl: MAX
fluent in meow since childhood
YappingLvl: MAX
a one-person podcast. will not stop.
Creating SilencesLvl: VERY LOW
extinct in my presence
Small TalkLvl: HIGH
not just small — I talk for hours
Saying NoLvl: VERY LOW
okay fine I'll do it
🎮 Life
ProcrastinatingLvl: MAX
will add description later
Music KnowledgeLvl: HIGH
see: Music Room
SleepingLvl: HIGH
peak performance at 3pm
CookingLvl: MEDIUM
pasta is technically cooking
Being ProductiveLvl: LOW
I built this website instead
🏅 Achievements
🎮
Game Grinderunlocked 2019
🌀
Shipped It Anywayunlocked 2023
🐛
100 Bugs Fixed101st one was sentient
🐾
Animal Whisperersince forever
📚
Read The Docs??? / ???
😴
8h of Sleepmythical
* stats may be slightly exaggerated. or not. you don't know me.