Fetching the next room
this is a static site, so this should be quick
Skills
Technologies, tools, and tricks I've picked up along the way.
Character · Level 23 · XP: ??? / ???
Mental
ThinkingMAX
achieved enlightenment at 2am
Switching OffMAX
brain goes brrrr... then silence. perfect.
Forgetting ThingsHIGH
what was I saying?
Ignoring Red FlagsMEDIUM
they seemed fine at first
Common SenseLOW
still loading...
Tech
Googling the ErrorMAX
Stack Overflow is just documentation
Breaking ThingsMAX
it was already broken, probably
Fixing ThingsHIGH
sometimes even intentionally
Reading DocsLOW
who has time for that
Writing CommentsVERY LOW
the code explains itself (it doesn't)
Social
Talking to CatsMAX
fluent in meow since childhood
YappingMAX
a one-person podcast. will not stop.
Creating SilencesVERY LOW
extinct in my presence
Small TalkHIGH
not just small — I talk for hours
Saying NoVERY LOW
okay fine I'll do it
Life
ProcrastinatingMAX
will add description later
Music KnowledgeHIGH
see: Music Room
SleepingHIGH
peak performance at 3pm
CookingMEDIUM
pasta is technically cooking
Being ProductiveLOW
I built this website instead
And now the ones that go on a CV
Same bars, no jokes. The numbers are my own estimate of where I actually stand, which makes them honest rather than accurate.
JavaHIGH
corporate level
Web ProgrammingHIGH
a lot of project mileage with Next.js and React
AIMEDIUM
private knowledge, not job knowledge
Process AutomationMEDIUM
still learning — and a major interest of mine
Game DevMEDIUM
some Godot games
Achievements
4 of 34 unlocked · the rest need sleep
Game Grinderunlocked 2019
Shipped It Anywayunlocked 2023
100 Bugs Fixed101st one was sentient
Animal Whisperersince forever
Read The Docs??? / ???
8h of Sleepmythical
* stats may be slightly exaggerated. or not. you don't know me.