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Head of Operations. Chief Quality Assurance. Arrived 2020, immediately fired me from my own life. Sleeps 18 hours a day, reviews pull requests with one slow blink.
Favourite activities: sitting on keyboards during deployments, tax audits of the couch, yelling at 5:47 AM. Favourite food: whatever I'm currently eating.
factCats have 32 muscles in each ear. That's 64 'I'm ignoring you' muscles.