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Teddy
Head of Operations. Chief Quality Assurance. Arrived 2022, immediately fired me from my own life. Arrived 2020. Sleeps 18 hours a day, reviews pull requests with one slow blink.
Favorite activities: sitting on keyboards during deployments, tax audits of the couch, yelling at 5:47 AM. Favorite food: whatever I'm currently eating.
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factCats spend up to 70% of their lives sleeping. Career goals.