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About
Who am I? Good question. Let's find out together.
Now playing · Rag'n'Bone Man — Human
I'm only human, after all.
I build stuff on the internet — sometimes with a plan, mostly without. I like good music, bad jokes, and cats that think they run the house (because they do). This site is my sandbox: no roadmap, no KPIs, just vibes.
Languages I get along with: Money, Java, C, Python, RPA, enough German to order bread, and meow.
I'm not lazy — I'm on energy-saving mode.
— me, to my Nintendo, 2015
2004Became a person. Still figuring it out.
2015First website. It had a marquee. And frames.
2019Decided Brainrot is a personality trait.
2020Adopted Teddy. Teddy adopted me.
nowBuilding DomiFolio. Adding things whenever.
Easter eggs
0 of 3
- Thirty lives, if you remember the order.
- Someone is knocking. Keep knocking.
- The switch is in plain sight, bottom left.
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